do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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