I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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