i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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