Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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