Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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