Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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