Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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