there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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