does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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