We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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