it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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