im holly from the hills drunk
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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