Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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