why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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