Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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