We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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