The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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