There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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