Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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