My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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