smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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