I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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