i don't like sucking hair
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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