Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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