He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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