All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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