At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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