I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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