The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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