Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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