It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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