It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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