You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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