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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Pooping to opera.
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