STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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