Have you finally orgasmed yet?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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