their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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