First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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