he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
