The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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