some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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