Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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