i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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