with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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