Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
