Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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