She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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