Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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