That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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