her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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