I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
it's like iHOP with fire
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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