I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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