what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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