quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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