apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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