I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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