is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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