It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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