Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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